How wonderful was it to have a last minute date when I was heading out to a holiday party. Always grateful for the people who find me attractive and commit to spending time with me in this sacred space.
But I think I’m now going to have to make a hygiene sign for my bathroom.
Posted on my bathroom mirror or hanging from the shelf, it will read something like this:
We’re about to be very intimate. Please help yourself to the toothbrush and toothpaste. Mouthwash and cups are on the shelf.
Mints are available for your indulgence.
Please pre-use baby wipes before showering.
Take your time in here to get fresh for intimacy.
I was in the middle of one of my signature rubs when the slight smell from my date’s ass flew in my face. And what do you say to someone that is laying almost knocked out on your bed and you need the money because it’s been slow? and how do you say that without spoiling the mood?